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Oh Jesus Christ, what have I done? D: Sort of cracky fic is sort of cracky. 
10th-Jun-2010 08:31 pm
Nick Ellis Shirt
A lot of you know that I've sort of been struggling with writer's block as of late, so HEY I FINALLY WROTE SOMETHING. This idea happened to pop into my mind one day as I was walking down the stairs of our parking deck at my workplace and refused to leave my mind. D: OMG IT'S NOT PORN, WHAT? THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

Game: L4D2
Characters/Pairing: Nick/Ellis
Rating: I dunno, PG I guess?
Summary: Nick finds a string of those Mardi Gras beads and you can imagine what goes on from there.
Word Count: 632
Warnings: Um, the mention of the word "tits" and the killing of infected I suppose.
A/N: I literally wrote this in like, a total of maybe an hour or less and it was supposed to be pure crack but it didn't turn out that way?

The group of four stepped off of the boat, taking unsteady steps onto the pier, finally reaching the city that they had so desperately been trying to get to. New Orleans. There was no solid promise of rescue there, but there was a chance. A chance that they were all willing to gamble on, the winnings being the safety of their own lives that they had been struggling to protect for the past few weeks.

Nick smiled as he took in the familiar sights of the city, having been there a few times before to try his luck at the poker tables on the riverboats that floated lazily up and down the river. One of the said riverboats was capsized nearby, its stern sticking up out of the water ominously. He knew that what he was about to encounter this time around wasn’t going to be nearly as pleasant as the past memories he had of the city.

The four of them started up the ramp slowly with their guns out, not really sure where exactly to go from there. A tattered map hanging off of a telephone pole gave them their only clue to which direction they possibly needed to head in. Seeing a doorway up ahead, the group decided to try following the path that had been laid out before them.

As they walked through the door, killing off the few scattered infected that were hanging around, a glint of something sparkling on the ground caught the corner of Nick’s eye. He bent down to examine it more closely, hoping that maybe it was something of value that he could pocket and sell off later once the infection had subsided. Granted he survived, that is. He picked it up and was unimpressed to find that it was only a string of those cheap plastic beads that women would take their shirts off for, in hopes of getting one to drape around their necks. Mardi Gras had happened just shortly before the infection hit, so he wasn’t surprised to see it lying around. He would probably run across many more of them before their journey was over.

Nick was about to chuck the plastic silver necklace over his shoulder and move on, when he spotted Ellis in front of him. And then an idea crept into his brain. He always loved to antagonize or tease the mechanic every chance he could get, and this gave him the opportunity to do so.

“Hey Overalls,” Nick called out, motioning for the younger man to come closer to him.

“What do ya want, Nick?” Ellis asked as he walked towards the conman, shooting at a stray infected off to the side.

Nick held the string of beads in front of Ellis’ face and with the most lecherous look that he could muster, he said, “Show me your tits.”

Ellis just stared at the older man for a moment, his mouth gaping, not sure how to respond. But then a grin spread wide across his face as he pulled his shirt up to expose his flawless abs and chest. “Now gimme the necklace,” the mechanic demanded, as he stuck his tongue out at Nick.

The conman just laughed as he draped the beads around Ellis’ neck, letting his gaze linger a little longer upon the mechanic’s perfect muscles. “You’re something else kid, you know that?”

Ellis just smiled as he yanked his shirt back down, the necklace now gleaming brilliantly in the sunlight. “Yeah, I know. Now, let’s get a move on, we got a bridge to get to and not much time to do it.”

Nick shook his head, still smiling in disbelief, as he followed Ellis back towards the rest of the group, ready to face whatever they might come across head on.

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11th-Jun-2010 05:17 am (UTC)
Aww, thank you dear!! <3

Ellis is just adorable. :3 Apparently he likes shiny things too. XD And it would just be too much of a Nick thing for him to not do it. XD
11th-Jun-2010 01:29 am (UTC)
Buahahaha! That line was priceless, along with Ellis' reaction, and Magpie!Nick seeing the shiny thing in the first place XD
Very awesome fic :)
11th-Jun-2010 05:19 am (UTC)
Well, Nick can't stay away from shiny things now, can he? :3 It's in his nature. XD

Thank you! <3
11th-Jun-2010 01:56 am (UTC)
Haha, that was pretty great XD For some reason, it reminds me of SSBB Brawl Taunts. "Show me your BOOBS!"
11th-Jun-2010 05:20 am (UTC)
Why thank you. <3 Ahahaha, that's awesome. Too bad I haven't played SSBB, those taunts sound epic. XD
11th-Jun-2010 02:11 am (UTC)
d'awww, this was adorable.
11th-Jun-2010 05:20 am (UTC)
Hehe, thanks. :3
11th-Jun-2010 04:08 am (UTC)
That's pretty damn good for an hour, I've gotta say.

You should do this more often. <3

Mind, when Ellis said "...and not much time to do it." I thought something other than getting to the bridge, but durr-hurr.
11th-Jun-2010 05:22 am (UTC)
Why thank you! I'm surprised that I was able to churn this out at all, honestly. The words just naturally flowed out of my fingertips, which is nice for once. :3

I will try my best!! <3 I have a few WIPs and I used to write a crapload for the Ace Attorney fandom so... I just need to get back into the swing of things.

Pffft. XD I'm surprised that I didn't include more sexual innuendo honestly. 8D
11th-Jun-2010 04:17 am (UTC)
Adorable~ ♥
“Show me your tits.” made me think of Teeth by Gaga :D
11th-Jun-2010 05:23 am (UTC)
Thank youuu~ <3

Haha, it reminded me of that as well. XD
11th-Jun-2010 05:10 am (UTC)
That brought a smile to my face. ♥

Well, it was more like a grin, really, but still. It was cute and funny, and I can actually picture this in my head. ...if only I could draw...
11th-Jun-2010 05:24 am (UTC)
Awww, I'm glad that I made you smile!! <3

Oh man, I wish I could draw too. D: I would draw so many things! Alas, I can only write.
11th-Jun-2010 05:34 am (UTC)
lol I love that Ellis wanted the beads. XD Awesome! <3
11th-Jun-2010 08:34 pm (UTC)
I thought it was cute. :3 Oh god, now if only I could finish my other stories. D:
11th-Jun-2010 07:16 pm (UTC)
Awesome, fun read.
11th-Jun-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you. :3 That's exactly what it was meant to be, just for fun. ^_^
12th-Jun-2010 10:12 am (UTC)
lol this is adorable~
12th-Jun-2010 06:29 pm (UTC)
Haha, thank you~ <3
13th-Jun-2010 09:39 am (UTC)

Nick/Ellis. You, you are awesome for making plain fluff(?) for this pairing instead of ANGST ANGST ANGST (Which is great and all, but there's just soo much of it)

8) Ellis and his beads. lol
13th-Jun-2010 06:04 pm (UTC)
Herro!! :3

I knooooow, there's been SOOO much angst lately with them. D: I'm not much of an angst-whore, so I tend to stay away from it in my writing. XD

Ellis loves his beads. :3
13th-Jun-2010 10:33 am (UTC)
I LOL'D. Sob so cute; you want the shiny thing, Ellis?

Though when I read the descrip ('Nick finds a string of those Mardi Gras beads and you can imagine what goes on from there.') before checking the rating, you...you don't want to know what I thought. *slinks into corner*
13th-Jun-2010 06:06 pm (UTC)
Ellis likes shiny things. :3 Although Nick seems to like them too. XD

LOL. I can only imagine what you thought. XD I'm going to work on kinkier stuff for these two, I promise.
16th-Jun-2010 02:13 am (UTC)
I have those kinds of Mardi Gras necklaces... *WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THEM WITHOUT LOL-ING EVER AGAIN NOW*
16th-Jun-2010 05:24 am (UTC)
Hahaha, oh no!! XD
4th-Aug-2010 06:22 pm (UTC)
I absolutely loved everything about this! :D Makes me excited for the next Mardi Gras parade, even though that's not for another year now... *ahem* Well done!
7th-Aug-2010 06:48 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, thank you!! <3 I'm glad that you liked my little drabble. ^_^
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